Ursidae

Bears do not belong in music.

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“I like that I stick out. I was watching ‘Valentine’s Day’ on the plane recently. I have a tiny part in that movie. I was watching all the women — Jessica Biel, and Emma Roberts, and Jennifer Garner and Julia Roberts. They are gorgeous women, and I don’t want to take anything away from them, but they all do have a very classical look, with a very thin nose. I’m watching this parade of these faces and then, boom, it was my face, and I was taken aback. I was like, ‘Oh, my nose is so big!’ I have never in my life thought I had a big nose, but, well, there it was. The first time I was on TV, on ‘Flight of the Conchords,’ someone put up a YouTube clip and said, ‘You’re too ugly to be on TV.’ And I was like, ‘That is exactly why it’s a good thing that I’m on TV.’”

It is no secret that I have a huge crush on Kristen Schaal.

(Source: eduardosuaverin, via ifc)

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teal-deer: pandalot: whassup-holmes: timelordpanda: batmanpanties: Two students are asked to work out 5^17/5^15 without the help of a calculator bow-chicka-bow-bow Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. Nice.  Twenty minutes to go, Tony.  wat. “Well, that doesn’t look very promising.” ….fuck you Mega Man I don’t usually do this, but this is great: “Of his own will he chose us among the host for this venture, thought us worthy of fame—and gave me these treasures—because he intended to do this work of courage alone, as keeper of the folk, because among men he had performed the greatest deeds of glory, daring actions.” This pretty much speaks for itself.”Behold!“ 

teal-deer:

pandalot:

whassup-holmes:

timelordpanda:

batmanpanties:

Two students are asked to work out 5^17/5^15 without the help of a calculator

bow-chicka-bow-bow

Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe.

Nice. 

Twenty minutes to go, Tony. 

wat.

“Well, that doesn’t look very promising.”

….fuck you Mega Man

I don’t usually do this, but this is great:

“Of his own will he chose us among the host for this venture, thought us worthy of fame—and gave me these treasures—because he intended to do this work of courage alone, as keeper of the folk, because among men he had performed the greatest deeds of glory, daring actions.”

This pretty much speaks for itself.

”Behold!“